I’m an independent writer who don’t need no support.

No, honestly, I don’t get paid for this shit. I own none of the photos, gifs, or video materials that I use (unless otherwise stated), and I can barely find the time to update regularly because i’m too busy floundering through a degree, working multiple volunteer jobs, building a written portfolio (for free), and hunting for paid work to help sustain my whole “having a life” habit. I’m not stupid enough to put my content behind a paywall, but hell, if you’d like to support me and my work beyond a share button then feel free. I’ll even give you a personalised thank-you! (Upon request, chances are).


On a more serious note, if anything on this site offends you, please don’t hesitate to contact me. I’m willing to take down photos. I’m willing to discuss my work. I may swear, but I’m a believer in using the English language to it’s hyperbolic strengths. A great man once said: “there’s no such thing as bad words – only bad intentions”. I stand strongly for what I believe in but I will never be naive enough to pretend I can’t learn something new. If you have a problem, challenge me. I’m a reasonable guy.

Furthermore, as per my host… “please bare in mind that all comments on the site will be moderated. I retain the right to delete comments of an unsuitable nature. This site conforms to the WordPress community guidelines.” Blah blah blah, right?