Liverpool have drawn their opening game in the 2017/18 Premier League season, despite their best efforts to drop all three points. In an attempt to buoy spirits around the place, the Reds were said to be set on losing the opening fixture to make it evident to fans that the only way was up following an…… Continue reading Reds in draw disappointment as Klopp insists: “It can only get better… or worse”
Men worldwide have been left flummoxed by supposed recent revelations that women can in fact play football, reports have suggested. As England’s Lionesses soared into the semi-finals of the 2017 European Championships – their second successive semi-finals in major tournaments, a feat which has not been managed by the men’s team for 49 years it’s…… Continue reading England Lionesses soar into semis as rampant ignorant sexism leaves men shocked
I today bring you all breaking news, in the announcement that Liverpool football club have broken their own six year old transfer record as they bid to become challengers both domestically and in Europe once again. The £39million move for Roma’s Mohammed Salah comes only three years after the Reds backed out of a deal…… Continue reading Someone stop the bleeding press: Liverpool smash their transfer record
After watching Steven Gerrard’s dreams die again last weekend, this time at the hands of ex-Red and professional snide Scotsman Charlie Adam, Sunday afternoon left me reeling in agony with the realisation that there is actually no point in anything whatsoever. First of all, there’s no point in sentiment. Why? Because it doesn’t exist. Not in football, no chance.…… Continue reading 2015 Throwback: Seriously, what’s the fucking point in anything?
Are you being a misogynist at work? Fed up of leaning against limited edition Aston Martins for shitty promotional posters? Tired of running off into the sunset only to return every single fucking time? Daniel Craig is, and it couldn’t be more obvious. For England’s most recognised one man army, the prospect of seemingly unlimited girls and…… Continue reading Wanted: License to thrill
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