Liverpool have drawn their opening game in the 2017/18 Premier League season, despite their best efforts to drop all three points. In an attempt to buoy spirits around the place, the Reds were said to be set on losing the opening fixture to make it evident to fans that the only way was up following an…… Continue reading Reds in draw disappointment as Klopp insists: “It can only get better… or worse”
Men worldwide have been left flummoxed by supposed recent revelations that women can in fact play football, reports have suggested. As England’s Lionesses soared into the semi-finals of the 2017 European Championships – their second successive semi-finals in major tournaments, a feat which has not been managed by the men’s team for 49 years it’s…… Continue reading England Lionesses soar into semis as rampant ignorant sexism leaves men shocked
I today bring you all breaking news, in the announcement that Liverpool football club have broken their own six year old transfer record as they bid to become challengers both domestically and in Europe once again. The £39million move for Roma’s Mohammed Salah comes only three years after the Reds backed out of a deal…… Continue reading Someone stop the bleeding press: Liverpool smash their transfer record
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